Thursday, April 17, 2008
ohhh drama rama
2days ago, my brother's friend came to play
so my brother, brother's friend and said boy's mothers, went to the park.
brother and friend met 2 borsellino guys like 10 and 14 and started playing touch rugby
my dad and i went to the corner shop to buy cream and secretly bought ice cream to eat on the slow walk home
ok.
so borsellino + brother +friend playing touch rugby.
right. then brother runs friend runs.
BAM
BAM
BAM
brother runs into friend's elbow and somehow friend hits his mouth somewhere.
so the blood is POURING OUT. because the head and lips and mouth whatever are VASCULAR places so they bleed a hell lot.
so borsellino's call my mom and they panic cos there's just like pools of blood and friend is spitting out blood and they are kinda both crying.
so they call the house on borsellino's phone and call home
no my dad and i are eating ice creams on the way home
so mum sends 14borsellino to our house to bang and shout for dad.
no.. we're still eating ice cream so he goes back and my mom is panicing
so borsellino is like CALL THE AMBULANCE
cos i mean there's blood everywhere right?
so call ambulance, we get home, and then they call us
ok i dont lie i was almost in TEARS when i heard that he was bleeding like dunno what and the ambulance was coming
i was watching friggin GREY'S ANATOMY for god's sake. ppl die so quick from loss of blood and crap.
so my dad and i drive to park, and brother + brother friend are still crying and there's blood everywhere yeah?
then the ambulance comes and borsellino's guides them to the park
the paramedics get out with the coolio first aid kit and take a look at brother's wound.
after learning that they din vomit or lose conciousness, they decide it a deep cut and brother should be taken to clinic or med cent. now to get stiches, cos if he goes in the ambulance, it'll cost him
so dad brings brother and friend to the medical centre and brother gets 10 stitches.
my brother, at the age of NINE has had 7 major cuts.
3 stitched, 4 glued.
oh good golly goodness
brother friend had a bunch of cuts in his mouth, and maybe loosened one of his adult teeth.
ok now that you think of it, its not THAT dramarama
but AMBULANCE ok. that was cool
i dunno if that was exaggerated or dexagerated cos i wasnt there
i just heard it all from borsellino
borsellino then gave my brother a packet of bubble gum when they went to the shops today.
ok i want a packet of gum. but i'l pass on the stitches
oh lala. stupid brother got his wound infected by wetting it in the bath. you have no idea how frankensteinish he looks.
im so addicted to grey's anatomy. so laurene, im sorry for questioning ur strange addiction to grey's.
cos i have it now