Monday, April 21, 2008
50 things i did.
- told a white lie to protect someone's feelings
- cheated on a test
-lied about where i was going... many times
-licked a lolipop
- got my face painted like a butterfly
- prankcalled someone, then called back to apologize
- learnt how to read and write
- stolen something from a minimart. OK CMON I REALLY WANTED THAT PHONE. i mean the phones with the sweets and make noises yknow.
-watched POTC3 in the cinemas 3 times.
-only ever had 1 proper best friend
- tripped up the stairs
-faked a phone conversation to seem more important
- never gone camping
-lied about my age to get into the gym. said i was 16. was only 12.
-lied to the teacher... more than once
-eaten snake. yuk.
-said something twice in a post
-flirted with an ugly guy. it happens ok.
-sang in a choir
-fed some ducks
-owned 3 dogs. still have one
-got a cell phone in year 5
-talked on live radio :D
-been bitten by a horse at the zoo.
-never been hospitilized
-toasted marshmallows over a open fire
-lost a good friend over something stupid.
-never worn makeup out of the house. only worn it for performances.
-worn matching underwear+bra.looked pretty good ha.
-had countless hamsters. kept dieing. 2 ate eachother.
-broke a chess piece and blamed it on my brother. he got scolded pretty bad.
-turned someone down
-pretended to be sick to get out of doing something
-snuck out of the house
-hugged a stranger
-played video games for a full day
-cried in toystory2, monsters inc, finding nemo. and basically every other movie on the planet. but i'll only cry in it if im by myself, with a family member or in the cinema.
-never cried infront of a friend except on PSLE results and graduation. not even when i was saying goodbye. i cried l8r
-been in a school play
-no idea what i'm gonna do in life
-rolled off my bed while sleeping
-stayed up till 2 am multiple times because muttons (987fm) told me to.
-skipped class becuase i was late.
-hated myself fr being fat
-been on a diet
-said something twice in a post
-been to church once in my life
-been in a girls' school years 1 thru 7
-can't swallow pills
-done something i regret.
-played a ukelele
-genuinely dissapointed that my hogwarts letter never came
-did a '50 things i did' post and did 51 things instead
because i feel random: RANDOM FACTS
zoey would know where i got these facts from.
but it's me and zoey's SECRET
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(wow whee! 30 minutes!)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(I'm still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
pigs are still better off...quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.
(pretty grateful that I dont taste with my feet)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(ok...)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(what if ur those ambi-smthn ppl who can use both?)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(who the hell would figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?!)well.. i know like 99.99999 percent of you. if not 100% did not actually read that. so it was KINDA ponitless. i could have written all my dirty littlesecrets but decided to be on the safe side and not. in case you accidentally read it.
well. yeah.