Monday, March 3, 2008
today i got full marks for my math test
and i finished 10 mins before anyone else
this piece of information is expected to be followed by thunderous applause
i have 2 e=pals and 1 pen pal
this is pathetic
email me yeah
you get nice long letters
emails too
or whatever
caitlin spent the whole of english fantasizing.
about what would happen if one of my very close friends came to australia without telling me and came to sydney and came to my school and came to my class while i was having english while i was standing with my nose to the wall (which i was cos i talked)
i have planned out what will happen
lets use valerie as example
head teacher : ok class we have a new student who will be joining 8s. her name is valerie
*caitlin looks* *valerie looks like valerie teo*
caitlin shouts: VALERIE TEO THE HOTTIE?!?!?!?
valerie screams: CAITLIN XU-GLASSOP THE SEXAYYE?!??!?!
caitlin shouts: U BEACH U NEVER TELL ME YOU COMING!!!
valerie yells: U BEACH ITS A FUKIN SURPRISE!
caitlin screams
valerie screams
(meanwhile class head is going back and forth like at a tennis match)
CAITLIN RUNS
VALERIE RUNS
cait and val hug
then slap eachother for being beaches
then mrs butterbitch screams NO SCREAMING AND HUGGING AND BEACH SLAPPING! TO THE BACK OF THE CLAS NOW!
haha
this applies to everyone
remember how this goes and come in on a monday at 2pm.
remember the screaming and the swearing and the slapping and the yelling
LOVE LOVE LOVE
caitlin