Wednesday, March 5, 2008
i am blogging purely because jinni and enci are making me
and because i promised jinni picture of my house and failed. she is angry. wants crap post in replacement.
and i kinda know that you don't read blogs word for word do you?
or at least not mine because i blog way too often
huh?
yeah i know u just like go to tagboard to see what craziness is happening
or maybe look at the pictures..
or maybe ur so self absorbed you kinda just do a page searh for your name and read about what happens. HUH? HUH? DO YOU?
--amanda andromeda ariel adlin beatrice charmaine cindy claudine clare dayna daphne desiree gianna hannah harriet heather isabel isabelle jaishree jinni jingying jodie janine linsha marcia marissa ophelia racheal samantha suetyi sihui shanghui sindhya sufen tessa tricia trina valerie yingqi zoey---
haha
there. page search your name now. bound to find it
that wa stupid
can you tell im bored
anyway..
jinni asks me to blog on how to be sick
wtf?
ok. i know. i have done this before
HOW TO GET SICK. with caitlin xu glassop
-well i guess you can stop eating for a day or two. and then have horrible tummy pains in the morning
-oH wait i know after a shower go stand in front of a fan or aircon with no or minimal clothes on.
-go to sleep with hair wet (gives you headache)
-spin round and round likes there's no tomoro and don't stop. then walk around house. down the stairs. up the stairs. everywhere. this may cause several injuries but you will fool ur parents that you are so sick you cant stand up.
-talk to jinni and enci. you might throw up. go tell parents. get day off.
-use toothpicks to keep ur eyes open all day so you cant blink. dirt will get in. eyes will get red. thus you are sick. however im not saying this cant cause horrible things to happen to you
hmm. is that all?
oh i dunno
lemme blog bout my day
friggin jonahmae is still obsessed. has gone to ask chris (the goldfish with anger management who enci says i sex up everyday ) to help her get remi to like her
OH MY GOD
HOW FUKIN DESPERATE CAN YOU GET
and casha and sophie and i are just sitting there watching jo whine and get upset and then go with chris and tyrus to see remi, because chris says she has to talk to him in class (HA fat chance she just squeels and acts mentally unstable. omigosh maybe she is. we should get tests done), then staand there looking pathetic and then come back
SIGH. we were all like =.=
sophie says she should (oh cool 4 s's!) give up cos she doesnt stand a chance really
i agree. he's already said he doesnt like u. STILL go and obsess.
(say that line in singlish accent or whatev cos thats how i thought it HAHA)
omigosh guys
here's something fun to do
for a whole week or maybe 2 i tell you dont use singlish AT ALL
use proper english and now WAHLIAOPIANGEH or DIAO AND ALAMAK and any singli- words at all
ONE WEEK ok
then after that use it and i tell u somehoe it feels refreshing
yknow?
my parents are getting annoyed cos im speaking strange singlish to them
nowi think in it to
but the words come out all australian like. even tho i still have my stange accent that fits no where
oh well
jinni are you happy
tag and say ur happpy